ToffeeIsForClosers

Or “the reason is that” instead of “the reason is because”?

I have David Foster Wallace to thank for this little gift of constantly hearing a very common grammatical error of little consequence.

Shoes too tight? Or maybe on one foot.

You’re missing out on posts about the Greater Toronto Area (aka the 6ix). Coincidentally, still involves a lot of vehicle theft.

He might get someone pregananant

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4K8NJ3_Dw0

Hey, btw, did you get that thing I sent ya?

“Simplex… it’ll grow on you.”

Generally, you can guarantee shit with more fiber though.

That sounds awesome. Which issue was this? I’d read that.

Right Honourable Kim Campbell, first and only female Prime Minister of Canada for all of just over four months after PM Brian Mulroney tanked his Progressive Conservative Party.

Encrusted chats on account of the cold sores around the mouth.

Scrape and that’s it. Into the dishwasher.

Only exceptions requiring some extra effort beforehand is wiping off anything that had avocado on it and clearing rice between fork tines.

Never comes clean, at least in my dishwasher.

A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.

He’s one-of-a-kind, unfortunately.

Every good hero should have some

NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER

Upvoted for proper usage of nonplussed!

“The Hollow Men” by T. S. Eliot

Check out the poem and its analysis via the link.

Black/brown lentils in dhal makhani. Dirt cheap readymade packages at the grocery store too.

Other than that, I used to make spicy red lentil soup with the recipe on the back of the bag from Costco but made myself sick of it years ago.

Such a classic!

Zero yum!