Easy, instead of developing the technology themselves they just copy it and claim they developed it 10000 times faster.

It’s a play on the original title.

Is it on a fixed schedule?

You should really wait until it’s full before doing the laundry… That way you use it less often and use less water.

You could try reusing your towel a few times in order to save even more water, along with some electricity. Just hang it to dry in between.

You use your towel once and throw it into the laundry?

Maybe they did hate spelling ‘bees’, but I bet they loves spelling ‘delicious’!

Nah man, Brits would split them in half and spread a mixture of marmite and clotted cream on them.

Half of the population would call them “Yorkie balls” and the other would insist they’re just scones.

Well color me surprised.

How is that proof that they’re harmful?

I bet the blinker package bumps the price by about as much, just pass on it this time 😉

Hub, I wonder what happened that made them come back?
Try ‘murdering and kidnapping hundreds of Israeli citizens’ for a start.

I seriously can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.

Just a reminder that Israel already left willingly in the past.

Here’s hoping these protests become a daily occurrence and they’re finally able to give Hamas the boot.

I’m also a native English speaker and I tend to disagree. I often find it hard to understand what the actors are saying due to poor sound quality and/or mixing. The explosions are too loud, the speech is too soft and I find myself turning on subtitles and playing around with the volume when watching movies at home.

What the fuck?
Most theaters I know simply put the subtitles in the local language in EVERY movie.

Celery stalks with peanut butter and raisins is the bomb!

The AI probably used bogosort or something equivalent

I did notsee related gestures 🙄

Why? What’s wrong with espresso based drinks?

Best I could come up with is:
Metallics
The Meatles
Neminem
Pelvis Presley
Rake

I need coffee.