The Noise Boys never fail to disappoint.

This is how they treat the man who ended apartheid in South Africa? For shame.

Kissinger and his cohort were so effective because they knew what they were peddling to the public was bullshit. The new generation that’s in power now didn’t seem to get the memo—they’re true believers.

Hang on a sec, I need to go dig my pink kitty cat ears hat out of storage.

This is gonna blow your mind, but you can be religious and a good socialist at the same time.

The church closest to my home is where I do some of my community gardening. They know full well that I’m a socialist, an atheist, and bisexual, and they don’t care in the slightest. As far as they’re concerned, actions trump beliefs—good works are God’s work, they’ve told me. They’re fundraising to build an affordable housing co-op for displaced First Nations folks in the community, and they broke ground on the first block last year!

Theory didn’t stop in 1844 when Marx said we need to move beyond religion for the working class. We can do better.

At some point in the design process for all these high tech weapons, there must have been some smart boy somewhere in the Pentagon who asked, “Hey, um, if we end up in a hot war, where are we gonna get all this stuff?” And they told him to shut up—there’s money to be made.

It’s good, because less people dying for no reason is good, and I don’t care what the motivation behind it is.

he’ll yeah brother

noooooo i’ve been beaten by 30 to 50 feral PAWGs yet again

I’ve been hunting easter

eggs every day since I was

a child but look at the five

in your stupid fucking

basket.

All right, get to work, le epic Hexxitors! Let’s get our hands on a copy of The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man for movie night.

Live MAAS :kelly:

(e: missiles as a service)

Weed’s legal here, so I’m extremely confused. Why?? How are you possibly making money off this??

If it were a box full of fent, okay, I get it. Gotta cover your tracks, and kill every cop that breathes near you. WEED? WHY??

I just wanted some fries and a black coffee!

I should have checked the bag before I left.

New York City is the greatest city in the world. It’s the only place that has empire bins and bodegas!

The Beaverton kinda nailed it with this one: US campaign entices Canada tourists: “Come visit America and also maybe El Salvador!”

The ads list various popular American destinations: “Visit Disney World, the Grand Canyon, or –depending on the contents of your cellphone– maybe even extend your vacation indefinitely in the most terrifying penal colony El Salvador has to offer! Book now!”

Matty claims to supports private ownership, but he’s very publicly owned right now.

Curious.