Sorry, the only person whose allowed to suck my soul out of my body is my fiancée

Yes, more fancy rat

What the fuck

Good point. Grayjay is really nice.

I wonder what he thinks of the new Absolute Batman comics line. IMHO class conscious batman is the best batman so far

It’s not worth engaging with them in the comments. Every comment boosts them in the algorithm, even if they delete your comments.

My chinchilla found a doorstop during her last playtime and scared herself half to death with it

I would love to see what the text on the shirt says

I actually use lemmy waaay more than I ever used Reddit.

Anyone with a lawn is a fascist

What could be more indicative of a thirst for power and control than a perfectly level, uniform expanse of grass? Clearly, only someone with fascist tendencies would aspire to such impeccable orderliness, attempting to impose their oppressive standards on nature itself. Because nothing says “I want to dominate the world” quite like the pursuit of a weed-free lawn.

Consider the process of maintaining a lawn. It’s essentially an exercise in subjugation. Mowing down innocent blades of grass week after week, enforcing a uniform height – it’s like a tiny dictatorship being played out in your front yard. And let’s not even mention the chemical warfare that goes on behind the scenes – those pesticides and fertilizers are the secret tools of aspiring autocrats, seeking to eliminate any form of diversity (read: weeds) in their quest for homogeneity.

But the plot thickens when we consider the boundary lines. The quintessential white picket fence, meticulously aligned with the driveway, serves as a clear metaphor for the barriers these so-called “lawn fascists” wish to erect between themselves and the rest of the world. Heaven forbid a dandelion or, heaven forbid, a clover should breach these sacred borders! It’s not just a lawn, it’s a fortified buffer zone against any hint of dissenting plant life.

And let’s talk about the water consumption. While the rest of us worry about global water shortages and environmental sustainability, these lawn-loving authoritarians are apparently convinced that the well-being of their turf is of paramount importance. Are they hoarding water to fuel their nefarious plans for world domination? It wouldn’t be surprising – every power-hungry despot needs a well-hydrated base of operations.

In conclusion, the evidence is irrefutable: anyone with a lawn is a fascist. The quest for a pristine lawn represents a disturbing desire for control, uniformity, and domination over the natural world. So, the next time you see a neatly trimmed yard, just remember – behind that innocent facade of green lies a potential dictator in the making, plotting to impose their authoritarian rule, one well-timed sprinkler cycle at a time.

Totally agree. My favorite is It’s Time to Take a Shit on Company Time. But the reason I pointed out these is that someone did the creative work of writing the words and probably wrote the song as well.

I do miss back when AI was really terrible, and people could do stuff like feeding a bunch of their videos into an AI and acting out what it spits out with unintentionally hilarious results.

I think the strongest argument against a blanket ban is creators like Obscurest Vinyl who clearly have actual talent and vision that lets them put out 100% ai generated art that is actually art. It seems to me that it’s harder to make AI images that are actual art, and I’m personally okay with a flat-out ban on AI-generated images, but this also cuts out stuff like ai-generated Pixar movie posters or security footage of Yoda robbing a gas station.

As for false bans, thats why ban appeals exist.

Pathfinder, D&D 5e, Call of Cthulhu, and Vampire: the Masquerade.

The V:tM group is about to implode due to out-of-game drama, and the Call of Cthulhu group went on hiatus a few months ago. The 5e group is a therapy group but has a couple powergamers making everyone miserable. The Pathfinder group is the only sane one, and they’ve been doing the same campaign for going on three years now.

Well, consider that D&D spent almost two decades being the only role playing game in America, and just over a decade being the only role playing game everywhere else it got translated to. It got a massive head start. The only reason Pathfinder got so big is because WotC shot themselves in the foot with 4e by trying to get rid of the OGL and pissing off all their customers

Wait, what? How is this the first I’ve heard of this?

That actually is pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-3fSAZ-66A

This is going to confuse archaeologists in the distant future

The last commenter clearly hasn’t heard of Onision

He is innocent