Thief_of_Crows [none/use name]

I don’t think I could run 12K today, that’s pretty solid. But also, you gotta get those numbers up, those are rookie numbers, in high school I ran 19K or so in one day. Which I assume took me 2 hours at least, since I never ran a sub 20 minute 5K or anything close to it. Watch out for bone splints though, they’re no joke.

LMAO I didn’t even see the train, I thought you were saying boats and “old boats”

If the news people are more online than the trans people, surely this means the news people lost, right?

Is Matt ever coming back? Did we ever find out what happened to him? Is he, like, paralyzed from the neck down? If your job is just bullshitting with your friends to begin with, why would anybody need to take a full year off? I assume he’s been out of the hospital for several months at least, right?

He’s essentially the straight man, and unfortunately most of the guests he’s brought on for the past year were also straight man types. Chapo was better with 2 dedicated goofball slots, but without Matt that’s a very hard thing to get.