Hey! This guy doesn’t know why we smuggle ants!

Somebody else tell them why and I’ll just listen to make sure it’s right.

…truckles?

Good book (and pretty decent show adaptation) The Terror provides a supernatural explanation… that also includes cannibalism

No helium is He

I know it’s ludicrous to need to ask for permission. I’m sure they won’t get it.

Wow what an analysis. This event could have repercussions! They could be different depending on who views them and what their beliefs are!

What is the point of this? Who is he scoring points with? They must have made a couple extra medals by accident.

I had a job that felt like this sometimes, as a contractor for a federal gov’t agency, and I hated it. Be careful what you wish for…