Don’t forget to include animal executions…

Hell yeah! Most of those greybeards in safe seats are just as bought and paid for as magas. Clean both sides up.

This guy is so tough, he once beat Chuck Norris at a game of rock paper roundhouse kick.

That’s just the new direct line to our great comrade Putties poot.

Well, I was more thinking the dumb super-soldier from Anubis arc lol. Programmed to follow only order from great leader.

That would actually explain behavior of most Republicans lawmakers today.

Hey hey! We did a pretty good job of destabilizing ourselves as well!

Boeing taking a page from the John Deere playbook…

Kanye is not a gay fish!

He’s gotta get his fiber from somewhere, it sure as hell isn’t coming from all the McDonald’s he eats…

Idiocracy was supposed to be a work of fiction, not a prophecy…

I’m down with leaving him on the feral kitty island with Fatty!