Ted Jackson

KISS is awesome, although I’ve been using Kvæsitso of late.

Wait till you experience the unmitigated joy that is Xiaomi’s battery optimisations, resulting in permissions you grant to the launcher for gesture and media support to be constantly revoked. 🙄

Lamingtons. I will hear no debate on this.

I believe LG has a couple and I saw Philips quite a few years ago.

This is your only realistic option, IMHO.

Enjoy!

I’ve been trying to organise a date night with my wife but finding a sitter for six kids is tricky.

Swimming lessons for the kids in the morning, then eye examinations for four of them. Home for lunch, then pressure cleaning the courtyard and laying fresh mulch in preparation for toilet training my 6 week old puppies.

I’ll also clean out the aviary and last fresh sand for the quails if I have time, then probably a family movie, enchiladas for dinner followed by whatever my eight year old bake.

Just another Saturday.

Of course not. I doubt I could even find the armpits on an F16.

I believe he’s implying he was asleep during geography.

Grabbed a Pepsi Max from the vending machine at the local library.

No doubt, but custom ROMs aren’t on your average buyers radar.

They’ll need to lift their game on software updates for that to happen. Many of their handsets ship with an outdated version of Android, and they rarely see more than one major update.

Spread the rumour it’s schoolgirl urine, change the name to Pi-Tsingtao and export to Japan. Problem solved.

Don’t use sarcasm, it confuses me.