“at least it’s not a Russian funded spoiler party, right?”

Luckily we have preferential and compulsory voting.

They still value profit over everything. Problem is they’re still operating on feels over reals.

If Jesus’s crotch is on that side of his body, Jesus is HUNG.

Ripper declared his speedboats were armed with anti ship missiles. Which were bigger than the speedboats.

Wasn’t turned on because the fleet was forced to stay too close to shore and commercial shipping lanes by the exercise.

A million? In this economy? I’d want at least $100m to sell out my own country.

I read a tagline somewhere that went: “You need a Carney to deal with clowns.” Should use that.

Guess 1 is correct. Someone on Reddit figured it out. Formula is: deficit divided by total us exports then the resulting percentage is halvedm

We’ve got a bunch of cookers in Australia we need to dump too.

There’s a saying in the ex socialist republics. “Those who don’t miss the USSR have no heart, but those who want it back have no brains.” Think that about sums it up.

Damn, you got a $5 umbrella projectile. Was it reloadable?

I’d watch that movie.

Breaking out the Geneva Checklist?

Sounds like a conservative that’s getting scared that thier views are becoming legitimately dangerous to have. To that I say: Good. We’ve been tolerating conservative rot for too long and letting the cookers slide too far to the right. It’s about time they start fearing for their lives the same way they make minorities fear for theirs. String up the traitors who want to negotiate with someone threatening to invade you.

I had to look really closely cause I really thought it was a Mazda.

It amazes me the only two people willing to take a shot at him were right-wing nutjobs. Where are the leftist lunatics?

Either or. Sony phones still cost and arm, a leg and your left kidney though.

It’s what the kids are using in place of “God damn” when referring to something impressive.

Isn’t art about uh… Expressing yourself?