They’re just leaking everything now…

Is nothing sacred?!

When a mother fucker has TWO CRTs, you know they’re ballin’.

You’ll never catch them wearing them fake Jays.

Go back to sleep, Dad.

Reading all this, I gotta ask; Did it work?

I’ll protect them with my life, as they tear it away from me.

Those people being out of a job could very well be a blessing in disguise. If you work in retail long enough, you know what this means.

Religion.

I thank you for thinking I’m smart enough to use Linux, but, homie, I’m Patrick trying to do a DIY project. I’m big dumb.

“The” is spelled correctly.

No, that would make too much sense. Instead, let’s say it has to stop, but not actually do anything, because we like guns. 🙃

I regret being literate…