I wonder how Lemmy will cringe at itself in the 2030’s

I agree, but I’m also optimistic because the glitchiness, server performance, and user interface issues are all things that can be fixed in the future.

It does kind of lack the same embarrassment that comes from self identifying as a Redditor

That’s pretty cool

Are there apps for any of those?

This. People want and need a real app on the official stores to migrate from Reddit. I’m using Connect right now for this reason, but I hope it gets better