Upvoting this feels wrong

Why rotisserie chickens?

What the actual fuck? 😂

You mean Santa isn’t real?! Then who’s the guy I keep catching my mom making out with? 🧐

“Vegan” stickers on a bag of ice would be silly

Tell us how you really feel.

If it’s clean it tastes like any other clean dick.

It’s not like people bringing loud music to the beach is something new and different.

And now you cursed us all! 🫠

You spelled zoomers wrong.

Or they fell in a hole?

Defecation*

I am the Sunshine.

My kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.

What the absolute fuck?

You have a fantastic username.

I agree, Marge. Like boobs, they’re just neat.

My aunt is one of those people. I don’t talk to her. She probably thinks I’m an asshole. I’m okay with it because at least I’m not like her.

Most people suck.

My partner describes himself as an asshole, but isn’t to everyone. Just people that honestly deserve it.

Aww, they match. ^_