fuck me now we have to buy grass fed cruelty free bullets? how much are those gonna cost?

The only “good” ending would’ve been China finally pushing the big red button and the entire state of New Jersey going up in smoke.

every single show my nephew likes to watch after school features a cast of the dumbest people on earth sans the only person with a brain, the fucking cop

im trying to get him to watch anything else lest he becomes a bootlicker by the age of 5

Death Stranding 2 ass character names.

It’s what they do, it’s their M.O. Everyone is invited to the big fascist club, you just get sorted into different “rooms” once you get there.

I am absolving you of this duty before you become single

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we already fuckin have that the only waffling you could do is by arguing about the definition of “ai”

Can’t wait for the Police to find video of the handsome masked man in the closest Dunkin’ Donuts doing the hand heart thing directly at the camera.

Riddle me this Batman: What animal has also has 3 holes in the back of its skull?

Cuts to Meg just sitting on the couch minding her own business

I think if learning history doesn’t radicalize someone into a leftist they either pretended to do the reading or they’re actually insane and shouldn’t be trusted.

This meme format is truly Dave Anthony’s finest work.

The Harry Potter libs favorite show is the office

*as of right now

We could get extra lucky too and Trump dies 3 weeks into office and we get 12 years of that fucking psychopath

did she even make enough of a dent to play spoiler? it’s like getting mad at someone for eating one of your chips but you own the frito lay company

I swear to god if/when they go full on support for Palestine now I’m gonna get fucking whiplash.

The alternative is Trump does a Reagan and tells Israel to knock it off and the libs go even more frothing mad.

Either way I’m gonna fucking lose my mind.

Me and my idiot friends were saying hog in middle school 20 years ago.

Not sustainable for who? Cheap advertising is sustainable, preferable for companies even. The people getting paid poorly to hawk Hello Fresh might have some sustainability issues but they’re just the same old standard Capitalism issues.

I don’t know, this person maybe saying “Capitalism isn’t sustainable” and that was the point they were making. But it reads like a normie shitting on people trying to get by.