Nah. It’s no problem at all, we can handle nuances. If I need to be specific I use 24hr. If someone invites me over tomorrow for a cup of tea and I say I’ll be over 2ish they know what I mean. It’s all about context.

I taught my daughter to read during covid when the schools were closed. ‘The’ was the first word she learned to read, and I did exactly what you suggest, pausing for her to read it. It really helped. When my workshop reopened I made her a silver badge of the word ‘the’ to celebrate.

I call for opening up Trump and removing his windpipe

This is such a shame, I love Neal’s Yard. You go in there, and they just keep handing you little pieces of different delicious cheeses until you crumble and give them all of your money. It’s such a charming way of doing things, I overspend every single time, and never regret it.

SKATE 2 had a totally banging soundtrack. No Swift. She has a terrible reach into the skate game history books.

At the beginning of the first world war they plotted all military operations using these giant pins. Later in the conflict ‘map pins’ were developed and these ‘land pins’ became obsolete. Another fascinating example of how the horrors of war pushed technology forwards in civilian applications.

The persistent bullshit cuntery is exhausting. This feels like a tactic, trumpian relentless attention grabbing. Fuck him.

wefwef 🫡

How can you be so bent out of shape as a human to think that fucking over kids at the Evelina is the way to spend your day, to make your daily bread.

I went to a party in the top bit once. It’s just a sort of empty corridor that you can hire. Amazing views down the river.

One evening I built a campfire to keep warm on the banks of a river in southern France. As the fire got going, millions of moths poured from the trees into the flames. As the numbers increased the flames leapt higher, and the moths became the fuel. The horror, the horror…

See, I’m not a fan of the royal family, but I’m pretty sure Charles would never talk to that cunt for a second, and for that I give him a tiny shred of respect.

Just wear a nice snug pencil skirt: no chance of flashing your knickers and it will look great with your heels.

Cart narcs out

It’s euromami.

Wtf Jacob.

Have you listened to’The Retrievals’ the Serial podcast? Terrifying systematic denial of women’s pain.

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/serial/id917918570

I’ve preemptively taken your advice on board, and the sad reality is that the glut was short lived. Looks like I’ll be going up the road again…

Not just globally, also locally. At my house.

Now I understand why youtuber AvE says “keep your dick in a vice” thank you so much.