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SplitTheUSInFour@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Nvidia shares plunge as US tech giant investigates CEO Jensen Huang's affair with suspected Chinese spyEnglish
4·4 days agoI grew up on tech and I’ll be the first one to say it’s all bogus today. Efficiency is dead.
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News@lemmy.world•British Comedian Russell Brand sentenced to over 10 years for rape and sexual assault
492·5 days agoDude is a fucking pig. The people I always hate from day one always end up being the worst people. My radar knows a scumbag right away. Hope he gets treated like shit in prison.
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News@lemmy.world•‘Trump has cost us’: After midterm losses, MAGA asks if it’s over
7·5 days agoThe country will continue it’s pointless rock back and forth.
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politics @lemmy.world•Buc-Ee's CEO Said He Didn't Want To Operate In Blue States, And Now There's Stores In At Least Five More - Jalopnik
2·5 days agoTwo different cultures. Its so annoying to deal with it. Please give them a territory and let them make everything Buc-ees. I actually want these people to flourish in their own land.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Apple’s New CEO Is Reportedly Pushing to Stuff More AI into iPhonesEnglish
57·5 days agoGeezus how much more AI do we need? For the cost of it, we’re not getting the great benefits we thought we were going to get. It’s too environmentally harmful when it’s run in concentrated places. There’s also no reason to have these data centers. If PCs were invented today, we’d be renting PCs forever because this era isn’t about innovation anymore. It’s about trapping people in a rental world.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump signs proclamation to try to prevent changes to gold-covered Oval Office
3·6 days agoThis space could have used for a headline of value. Shame. Trump is nothing more than live action rage bait.
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Protesters break into Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam - Europe is witnessing a wave of protests against data centers.
10·7 days agoMicrosoft is just one player in this battle. Data collection is power now. If you know everything about a person including all their dark secrets then you can control the course of humanity. Elon Musk wants to take over all telecoms and store data on every person in the United States and beyond. His software is embedded within the military and there is no understanding of how far this data collection goes.
He used brain washed young people which practically amounted to kids to get access to the records of every American and we have no idea what happened there. No investigation or anything to find out what happened. Then, the insinuations about knowing how the 2024 election would turn out. No investigation into what systems he had in place that allowed him to make the claim that he already knew the results.
His data center holds a lot of secrets.
He’s going to push hard into cellular and he could buy Comcast if he wanted. If you connect the dots of what he’s doing, it is about a vertically integrated monopoly of all communication and data.
The worst part is that he hates anyone who is against him and lacks any empathy towards those who think opposite of him. Sometimes I wonder if data centers put us in the crosshairs of dangerous weapons. Anyone out of the algorithm can be targeted.
The very presence of them is threatening.
SplitTheUSInFour@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Kids Hooked on AI Chatbots Are Showing Dramatically Worse Mental Health: They're turning to AI chatbots for help, but their machine confidantes are doing more harm than good.English
1·7 days agoSo people are going to become even weirder as adults?
Great…we need more weird and less people on the ball. That’ll get problems solved. /s
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politics @lemmy.world•Marco Rubio ‘on resignation watch’ from Trump administration after midterms disaster
11·8 days agoGo ahead. Your career is over either way. Might as well get a head start on your memoirs or whatever these slobs do.
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News@lemmy.world•Democrats are already hiring lawyers to investigate DHS
24·8 days agoAnd here come the paper tigers bearing blunted teeth. Just as Trump did.
This is the game that’s always played. The few will see through it and continue demanding improvements to their lives. The rest will want another show.
Another show. We had Trump put on a show non stop. The other side wants their show now. This country is so lost.
We even got the lame jokes just like Reddit. Nothing will get fixed. Nothing will change. People want things like this.
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politics @lemmy.world•Maine Has Finally Had Enough of Susan Collins
4·9 days agoCouldn’t stand looking at her.
And nothing changes at all.
I’ve given up on this country.
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politics @lemmy.world•James Carville Says He’d Rather GOP Win House by 5 Seats Than Dems Win by 5: They’d Be ‘Hostage to DSA’
2·9 days agoWho is this dude and why do we care? Another political barnacle who makes a paycheck as a bullshit artist.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do you get over stumbling upon the most beautiful girl in the world?
202·10 days agoOh you become an adult that is aware of the fact that beauty means nothing in the face of love and support. Over time, that beauty becomes a deterrent to your needs.
No you shouldn’t. Not at all actually. Your hormones typically build up to initiate the sleep cycle around 9:30-10:00pm. It’s skience brah.
Lol if you’re going to bed that early and sleeping until sun up then you have early symptoms of dementia.
For me, fitness experts and sleep experts are on the same level. They all have some different story to tell.
I don’t call my labmates molecule experts. That would be insulting but funny. Never a scientist, always an expert buahahaha.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People who use AI are actual NPCs
72·12 days agoI recently tried using AI as a test for therapy. Omg. It has no idea what it’s talking about. It makes wild assumptions, defends the indefensible, and will always tell you it doesn’t really know once you push back on it a little bit.
It’s honestly useless for information. It’s an auto-coder. That’s all.

Once, Michael Jordan was greatness. We had hero after hero showing us all what could be done.
Today, we have these people acting as greatness. They’re not. They’re weak men with small minds. Nothing they do could ever survive the field of battle.
I don’t want to be part of technology anymore. It’s boring and everything it does is a worse form of something we already did.