I thought more of local politicians for example being threatened by right winged people with phrases like “we will hunt you” and similar, who then also form mobs in front of the victim’s private home.

And also if some random internet weirdo watches your steps for years, trying to dox you, and uses any private info they find to defame you.

As long as they don’t have personal information about you, it’s not that threatening. But otherwise it can be very harassing, and the topic shouldn’t be talked down.

Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

If you’re a bacterium, you can’t think though. So would you even perceive your life as bacterium? Or would your mind rather skip all those lower life forms? Also, wouldn’t you immediately forget that you lived when you leave your body that keeps all the memories?

It sucks up too much of my time. So it’s working. 👍

Nah, it’s also fine if you use something like FreeBSD or TempleOS.

Finally, gender equality for slaves.

Yeah, follow the call of the night!

Probably a bit too heartwarming for their taste.

This image felt so harmless, but then I saw the eye. Aaahhh.

Processors might no longer get twice as fast every few years, but now we can use the power of servers to write software that runs even slower.

Just eat something else?

Wouldn’t a graph be easier to read?

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At least you didn’t measure the pizzas with your feet.

Likely. Morticians ads that wish people to die are common in germany. We find this funny.

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Kinda reminds me of this:

Well, maybe the people on lemmy just like piss that much.

Btw., my 2nd most popular comment is me promoting death wishes.

Is there a programming language equivalent for this?