“I barely talk to my friends lol.”

“There’s a male loneliness epidemic.”

One of my all time favorite gifs.

Bold to think that these types of people don’t still “discourage” left handedness.

It is crazy to me the years of recession fears under Biden as prices kept going up and now as Trump keeps banging his tariff hammer, we’re still in “recession fears” territory.

No, he specifically told us that he did not have a series of mini strokes.

Well they stopped giving him color pictures since the last time he just took a photo and tweeted it to show the world how bigly smart he is.

I wouldn’t want to search for it, but if someone were to create a little graphic that shows the approximate locations and fov’s of the swastikars cameras, that would be pretty cool.

He’s going to go a buy a Tesla tomorrow? I’m pretty sure he didn’t even keep the wrapped cybertruck that was gifted to him by those manosphere podcasters a while back.

Don’t forget lucky that the officers didn’t start giving conflicting commands. Yelling “freeze” and “put your hands up” then shooting and later claiming “oh I thought he was reaching for a weapon, I feared for my life.”

Tag corner is for my face, adjacent corner for drying my hair, then the rest of my body gets the other end of the towel.

Anyone on Loops? I tried signing up a few days ago, but the sign up page wasn’t working. Now the landing page says they aren’t accepting new users.

All I see is 5 minutes of the protagonist not listening (yadda yadda) to expressed needs, then getting upset at the word active being used again.

Never used, but was always curious about them.

This unlocked an old memory of those aqua massage tables that were in malls in the early 2000s.

Alimony Tony over here can afford it. He can throw a stupid amount of money at any woman he knocks up and then whine publicly when she starts dating a new person.

On mobile Firefox, two right swipes in the middle of the screen closes zapper mode. It is not clear or obvious, but it works.

Insane, but modern technology makes it much more feasible today than ever before.

This comment has made my day worse.

Don’t forget they have to decide whether they hate Bud, Miller, or Coors Light this week.

Honestly surprised that people will have to be caught in fireable offenses during downsizing.