Gregnant?

In the trash where you belong

That’s not their height 😉

I love the statistics it gives you

Jokes on you, I’m colourblind

Can’t figure out this maze

No it isn’t, I rarely see fahrenheit in the UK

Tried to blow up UK parliament with the king inside centuries ago because the king was the wrong kind of Christian. Got caught and hung. In the UK we celebrate the capture every 5th November with a bonfire and fireworks, some places even burn an effigy of guy on the bonfire but that is becoming less common.

The original meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/giant-thumb-guy

Usually the person on the left is saying something negative that the group enjoys. Then one person of the group gives them a dismissive thumbs up and continues their convo. In OP the joke is that the thumbs up kind of looks like a cello, instead of the normal meme layout instead the guy is simply asking for a cello and the group gives him one.

Not going to happen for a long time

Into another environment?

Not gonna lie, I thought guard 2 was mario…

I also watched that movie yesterday. It was bad.

Yeah I’m lost too

Pluto is hot shit and Pluto knows it.

The odds you picked the correct door at the start is 1/1000, that means there’s a 999/1000 chance it’s in one of the other 999 doors. If the man opens 998 doors and leaves one left then that door has 999/1000 chance of having the prize.