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Started replaying Pokémon Sword the other day, need something super low key as the wife and I are laid up with the flu.

You can also shred zucchini and add it into any baked good (cookies, cakes, ect), it just makes things moister along with the add nutrients

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1722174900/antique-pocket-field-microscope

Looks like this antique pocket field microscope

Since I most likely won’t out live my wife, and she doesn’t want to live without me, we have agreed on a murder/suicide when we are getting up there

I did electrical work at a state prison in Nebraska a couple times. Most of the inmates had tablets with semi restricted internet access. So they still get the cat pics

Browning makes a 1911 in .380, it’s an 80% scale of a .45 1911.

As a resident of Nebraska I really hope enough people make this mistake or assume it’s Tom’s son and vote for him out of husker pride that he gets elected. But realistically Debby is gunna win again

This.

My parents were very open and honest about their drug use and the use of their friends and family. I set rules for myself and never got truly in trouble, I’ve definitely made dumb mistakes, but I’m definitely better off then some of my friends.

The only thing that my dad said that was really dumb was “it’s your choice, you can have chicks and cars or dudes and drugs”. At the time, I had almost no friends, never really had friends up until then. Growing up with severe socal and separation anxiety will do that. I didn’t really care about cars, chicks did drugs, so why not have some dudes too.

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That definitely makes sense

Yea,I know very little about phycology and nothing about sociology, so this was very enlightening.

You make a good point

Good point, I didn’t think about that

I’ve been wondering this for a while, wouldn’t you want your candidate to poll poorly so more people who otherwise wouldn’t vote and also prefer your candidate go out and vote? Wouldn’t higher polling numbers cause people to rest assured their candidate will win and then not worry about voting? Obviously polls mean nothing, go out and vote

Mustache wax is essential but practice makes perfect. You can get mustache curlers off Amazon that I have used and provide some serious curls. You still need wax, and you look dumb as hell with them on but the result speak for themselves.

That being said every mustache is different and if yours is like mine, each half will NEVER match. NEVER. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND. Luckily, no one but you will notice or care.

You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn’t land, not the end of the world.

It really is a fucking dope sticker.

“I’m Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine”

Don’t forget to marinate it over night to really lock in the ram

If we’re lucky more will surface for decades, continuing to sully his name to the point naming your child Donald will be the equivalent of naming your child Adolf

If we’re very unlucky, we will come to find that everything he has ever done was completely legal and perfectly above board, not slimy or criminal at all. As we will be told, saying otherwise is the crime, as our children will be taught as they sing the new national anthem “Hitler actually did some good things for Germans ya know?”

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