Damn as a brown person and legal citizen I can’t wait to get mistakenly deported.

Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel

I did this a few years ago (100 mi ultra marathon). Burned roughly 10k calories over 26h.

Maybe not two step, but the Sturgill Simpson kind

I go pretty specific with instructions for new barbers.

Mid-high bald fade, combed back and to the right, edged up in the front only if I have a special event. No hard part because I think it looks a little too urban for my corporate job. On the top shorter, but I still want to be able to comb it over. Like .5-1inch off every 3-4 weeks. Tryina look like G-Easy or some shit.

I wish I could pull off the cesar cut or as I colloquially like to call it, the Edgar cut.