Look up pictures of Nairobi. They’re not exactly living in the stone age

Ranch contains no mayonnaise. It’s base is buttermilk

In the US we have a lot of strawberry kiwi flavored drinks. Rarely just kiwi by itself though.

… this makes me slightly suspicious that you are, in fact, a deodorant taste tester.

“Sorry Timmy, I’ll buy you ice cream on the way home if you don’t tell mom I was rooting against you”

Take 1d4 piercing + 10d10 psychic damage

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I need a full story about this now

I had no small amount of issues with the one iPhone I ever owned, and have had no interest in trying a new one since switching to android. I’m further discouraged from even giving one a shot because of how difficult Apple made it to switch to android the first time, so if I didn’t like the phone I’d have to jump through hoops to switch back. That being said, I will never care what kind of phone someone else uses. If you’ve had great experiences with iPhones, I’m happy you found something you like.