Warum served (dient) mein schnitzel low key als Saddam Hussein hiding spot?

FIFY. It’s still a mess and barely recognizable as German, but I catch myself doing something similar if I only remember the English word.

This article:

How dare you “people” use the last remaining miniscule amount of power we left you?

Wenn hiernach noch was übrig ist.

Sorry, but I wanted to make a stupid “switcharoo” kind of joke that would imply a significant lack of personal hygiene on my part.

In German salad also means lettuce, so that’s why it wasn’t as clear as I wanted it to be.

Ok, but what about the salad lettuce?