Why?

Other examples?

Very high effort reddit screenshot repost

tl;dr Crocs think helis are thunderstorms and thunderstorms make crocs horny

That never pans out well (for her)

The massive generalization in the post title deserves a downvote, honestly

What else?

Maybe this will get the attention of the far right

A lion can’t shoot you from hundreds of meters away

who needs a standard when you are the standard /s

I realize this, but technically Mozilla is still an independent entity. They also fight some Google attempts at Web DRM, so it’s still healthy competition

Sad but true

At least I can mostly opt out there. Or use Linux

Use an ad-filled browser controlled by a megacorp, with an engine built by another megacorp?

Hmmm, I dunno

Yes, but humans can’t be the cause /s

I knew I wasn’t the only one

Probably by having bdsm sex

What hobbit article?

That would be hella weird as a guy

They don’t own it, that means they can’t know about it?