I call Patrick Subaru in face-up attack position!

Wait, you guys are fearless behind a screen? D:

AND MY STONE!

I’d love to know why this is being down voted. Anyway, probably. At least, he could have done a lot of good by not being such a massive piece of shit. The other way around, yeah, he’s doing his best to prep up fascism right now.

Oh! Oh, I do this, and it’s awful!

Theres a mallard couple that frequents the pond near me. Ducks sure are something!

I don’t think they did. In the bible, Jesus died Friday afternoon and rose Sunday morning. That’s pretty close to two days- just over a day and a half, depending on when God yoinked his son’s spirit.

The tradition took place over three days, but we’ll know if he’s a’risin’ by the day and a half mark.

“Society when kids are no longer … beaten into submission” is exactly the take I needed to get my morning going!

Lock one in the airlock, and confine the already-in one to quarters. If Outside Ramirez is bad but can’t defeat the module’s external shielding, this isn’t a good plan. This has the downside of bringing Bad Ramirez to Earth but the upside of not forcing Either Ramirezs, good or bad, to fight for their life. Anyway, fucking love this. Thanks for reminding me of the horror of a Second Ramirez.

I bring words of encouragement: Fuck yeah. Any hit you don’t take is a win, so keep at it!

I struggle with alcohol and I’m not gonna drink today again. Maybe skip a hit for a stranger on the internet, and the world’ll keep a couple lights a little longer.

“I don’t care about your comfort (and your health a little, but its your choice)”

“Well I don’t care about your health(or your comfort, but its my choice), so here we are.”

Bear, unless the gorilla has a big stick

I suppose you could get a hose and connect it to the cooler and window. With a fan (blowing in), you would get cooler, wetter outdoor air.

Utter Shitpost or Accurate Jojo Plot? There really just isn’t any way to tell

Disgusting.

To be fair, I’ve never talked to anyone whose been properly shot in the heart and didn’t go on to quickly find love. Makes you think…

You dropped this> /s

Jokes on you: I’m fucking sending it. I’m doing things, Picard Maneuver! Or is it The Picard Maneuver?

So birds do this thing where they swoop in front of a car and catch the windstream around it and it feels pretty mocking. Well anyway, I was out on my bike once and this bird-looking fucker flew up alongside me, right? He goes to swoop in front of me and you can just see them fall about an inch before flapping off. They thought I was a car! Whose the real mocker now? Probably the bird- I still can’t fly!

Eclipses end, though. Being tipped over does not.