And she absolutely kills it.

Bruh, that’s just the youtube link again.

Jay-Zed as a joke is definitely something I’ve done.

Hi. Friendly reminder to keep personal activity out of work devices.

Until we meet again!

This, for me, it’s essentially as good as it gets in the current landscape.

Speak for yourself.

I don’t even pretend.

You’ve forgotten an important point: the price gap between apple and windows machines has closed significantly. A similarly-performing windows machine is now a similar price, if not more expensive, than the equivalent mac.

Surely this is bait and we’re falling for it?

My landlord remortgaged the house to pay for a year-long trip around the world.

I guess it’s good he’s enjoying my money.

That’s interesting, do you have a link where I could read more about that?

Mastodon, however, might end up in a bad place.

Imagine you owned a library. That library is in principle open, anyone can go in and read books, browse the web, wank in the toilets, etc. It’s a good place and it takes you some doing to keep it so.

Now imagine a bus full of book-hating pyromaniacs parks outside (in this metaphor, there is such a thing as book-specific pyromaniacs, just for the sake of illustration).

Surely you’d hang up a “no pyromaniacs” sign?

mathematically simple

And, as far as I can see, neutral. Doesn’t put you in a bubble like other social networks do, because it’s not trying to milk you for engagement.

But that requires effort on my part!

Don’t you know that women can’t be electricians? It messes with the ovaries.

(Very big /S just in case someone isn’t paying attention)

Wait, isn’t that the actual dude that slammed a plane into a mountain somewhere?

It really is. I have a few friends who are not doing very well, and it amazes me the shit they have to pay for.

Yes please. First thing I had to do on new Reddit accounts was always unsubscribe from the giant, bot-infested communities.