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[The CEO of BYD] is a combination of Thomas Edison and Jack Welch

So he’s a ruthless asshole?

We should have elected Gisele

They’re only as real as anything inside a mind. Which is to say not very real.

Poverty is caused by a lack of money, and money isn’t real. Well, not really real.

Most cats are idiots most of the time. Some cats are idiots some of the time. No cat is never an idiot.

tl;dr - Republicans win because they don’t over-estimate the intelligence of your average voter.

well at least 1 of those 45 will finally kick the bucket, an indoctrinated child will just take their place.

The assholes are out-breeding us. It’s more like two idiot children. Or more.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

(Except I’m salaried and WFH but the principle is the same.)

In a couple thousand years historians will call us the Merkin Empire

When Bob’s Burgers started airing the burger of the day was $5.95. This used to be a reasonable price for a burger.

That sounds about right for us.

I bet we could have gotten $160 billion if we made Elon pay his taxes

I don’t have a gun for my own safety and all of my reps are fascists or brain damaged.

It’s been this way since I bought my first Performa back in 95.

I got some RAM and a dozen Zip disks for Christmas instead of

I want my walls to be snozzberry flavored

I haven’t been this shocked since I found out the original McGruff voice actor was arrested with a bunch of guns and weed plants

They used to, but it didn’t boost ad engagement so they stopped.

I don’t think you have a scale on how big 1,280 acres is. I’ve lived on 140 acres and could not even see the light of my nearest neighbor’s house.

I hope the IT guys who set it up kept their work orders.

If your boss orders you to do something stupid, you get that shit in writing