Maybe let them get birth control without their parents’ permission? They block that too

Or stop defending rapists

In his defense he has been unlikable for the entirety of many people’s lives

“UAW president literally destroys Trump…”

Hansen Mmmmbop is my goto

The Republicans have done master level manipulation where the groups of people they treat the worst think they’re on their side. It’s astounding

He’s just sad because he thinks everyone else is better than him

And for once, he’s right

It’s great if the concept of a conscience is disgusting to you and you’re proud of all the progress you made that was even partly because of the things you’re trying to get rid of

It’s also amazing that they’re “perfectly compatible” with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

If AOC did this they’d burn down the Capitol

You don’t even have to fondle if you’re gay. Just being around kids is apparently bad

My great uncle’s response:

Yeah, in the tube between my legs!

Some say it’s vain to make your tires look like your brain but sometimes you just have to go with what you feel

My household all has iPhones but me. They go through at minimum 3 a year

I’m still on the same USB C cable I kept from my pixel 1, and I use it on my 7, still use the same car charging cord from 7 years ago too

I’m willing to concede to that accurate idea

conservative sub-human

Hey man. There’s no need for that

Very redundant

Epitome of small government!

Just find a restaurant right next to the clinic and say it’s her favorite spot. She’s got some wild cravings and it’s the only place in hundreds of miles where you can get (insert unique dessert here)

Wild that the people who lose their shit that vaccines are tracking us through imaginary microchips are voting for people who want to track everything we do

Oh but we’ll have the imaginary issue of “conception queens” who get pregnant in December and abort in January just to get tax breaks

They’ll envision it as this widescale issue that doesn’t actually exist

Yes that got me wet and I’m a man