

Trump: “They get PTO? Don’t bother paying them, it is money better spent on visiting the Olympics.” (Millions of dollars later, he leaves within 30 minutes of entering the stadium.) “So dull, those so-called foreign women throwing balls. Arrest them, they clearly are men in drag.”
…As ever, my well of sarcasm has become dryer than a desert. You can throw just about anything malicious or stupid at the wall, and it would be a plausible scenario with this regime. :(
Trump doesn’t strike me as the type to clean his rear.