The dirty soda cabal and dentists conspired to make this one happen

Imagine walking into any establishment and people all yell “ayyy, it’s Mr. Cool Ice!” I would love it

Fighter jets sliding around aircraft carriers like loose furniture in the back of a pickup truck on the highway

cyber attack from Morocco

Al-Andalus will rise again

Also each woman is even more beautiful and buxom than the last

The Wheel of Posts turns, and Threads come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Thread that gave it birth comes again. In one Thread, called the Mega Thread by some, a Thread yet to come, a Thread long past, a wind rose in Chapo Dot Chat. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Posts. But it was a beginning.

Flashing my fishing permit

Everyone fantasizes about being discovered like the guy in Pompeii who went out whacking it, right?

Yeah, I think he’s dead. The US effectively killed him, whether they put a bullet in his head themselves or shuffled him off to El Salvador for prison guards or fellow prisoners to do it. Climbing another rung in the extrajudicial killing power of the US gov

one day later I would like to publicly admit I was owned

I would love for extraterrestrial life to be confirmed in my lifetime. Still, these stories pop up frequently enough that I don’t get my hopes up too high

No, in fact, they get really mad when you tell them that a city doesn’t have to smell like hot garbage and piss

This reminds of that tragedy

Yet another media title disguised as an attempt to manufacture consent for even more money for the US military

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Sire, the people adore you, and want to celebrate your birth… by the way, have I told you my cousin owns a float decoration business…?

Pairing ivermectin with the horse pedialyte to stay worm free and super hydrated

Long Illinois will eventually extend a tendril down to Tamaulipas to connect the two

Lib tweets in 2028:

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you have to download Truth Social to vote to save democracy.