RedFrank24

The internet DOES give you unlimited access to knowledge. The problem is:

1. Not all of that knowledge is useful

2. Learning is pretty boring when compared to arguing with someone about a book neither of you have read but are too proud to admit it.

Hook it up to a bong and you’ve suddenly made work a hell of a lot more interesting.

You have a GARDEN?! That means you have property! Livin’ the dreeeeeeam!

8GB RAM isn’t even enough to run Teams + Windows 11 on corporate PCs, not with all the other bullshit they make you install.

There was a Dead Rising 4? All I remember is there being a Dead Rising 3 when the Xbox One launched and everyone hated it.

Wow so she’s selfish in the bedroom? #NotMyQueen

Oh c’mon if she was truly attractive she’d have two of her claws cut short.

Not trans, but I’m very close friends with someone that is. Her words are: “Second Puberty is a bitch to deal with”. Those hormone changes are going to kick your arse! You’ll get over it though, just be prepared for it.

In other words “I’m going to take out a shitload of debt, buy your company with it, and then make YOU pay it off or go bankrupt. EIther way I win”

It’s probably just a matter of how much you resist. A human can’t really resist very much so the Sarlacc doesn’t have to put much effort into dragging him in. A ship is pulling pretty hard, so the Sarlacc has to put much more effort into dragging it down.

So this is going to cause a bit of a panic so one of two things will happen:

1. Nvidia, AMD and Intel all massively cut the prices of their GPUs to try to make it so Lisuan can’t compete
2. Nvidia, AMD and Intel give Donald Trump a big bag of money and demand they ban Lisuan GPUs from being used anywhere in western supply chains.

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Accelerationism isn’t just being apathetic, it’s actively making things worse. It’s voting for Trump because the DNC didn’t elect Bernie Sanders.

Lenin was much the same. He knew a revolution wouldn’t happen if things got better, so he did everything he could to make things as bad as humanly possible. When the provisional government came along, granted free speech rights and universal suffrage, Lenin was vehemently opposed to it, because you can’t have a communist revolution when stuff is going well. A stable government is not one you can overthrow.

Ah yes I remember “three guys one hammer” which was a video of three Ukrainian serial killers stabbing a guy in the eye and repeatedly in the stomach with a screwdriver and then beating him to death with a hammer.

Apparently one of the killers got out of prison in 2019. I imagine he’s probably dead by now, given that he was most likely conscripted.

Nah, the actress just sounds like she’s about to die every time she speaks because she’s been doing that voice for 40 years and she’s in her 70s now.

I can’t watch modern Simpsons. I’m sure there are really good episodes out there, but I just can’t listen to Marge’s voice anymore.

Just once I want to see a subversion of the trope where someone goes to another country/planet, and instead of the noble savage trope, they go home going “Oh yeah I’m never going back there, it sucks. I caught a rash where my entire arm turned a pinkish brown. Absolutely terrifying place”.

That, or they go to the other country, and are like “These savages are primitive, but they have PRIDE! They are a noble people!” and the natives aren’t even that different, they just have cassette tapes or use Betamax or HD-DVD. They’re sitting there watching Terminator or something and this guy is just freaking out. Oh! Oh the poor souls! Don’t they know that Blu Ray is the superior format?!

Are you really going to say no to her?

“Well then maybe you shouldn’t have turned to the dark side and lost it” says Padmé’s force ghost as she stubs out her cigarette on the back of Anakin’s hand.

I never said when that time was, or how long that time was. Not my fault you spent the exactly 3 seconds of time you were always right having a wank instead of being productive with it.