There is a page on Wikipedia that contains this.

The original is a lot less funny, though.

I hope there are at least fewer Mark II EMHs. One Andrew Penis is enough.

Picard: In my defence, I was singing Live Forever.

He prevented WW3, fulfilling his traditionally masculine role as protector in a way many of us can only dream of. It sucks if that isn’t validation enough of his masculinity for him…

also awesome eyelashes

Some amount of respeccing is possible, but it takes a lot of time and experience points – and characters with the Force of Habit trait are locked out of this respeccing mechanic, so their players’ only option is to delete their character once the game stops being fun…

That’s okay; I’m not generally known for Risk-seeking behavior anyway.

Only at Scrabble?

apparently it’s The First Descendant

If the past couple of decades is anything to go by, it’ll be somewhere between “fucking sucks” and “kinda sucks”.

Sorry, people who love and care about me very much, I’m cutting my losses.

(formerly Lehman Brothers)

“Weird-ass fucking cats” or “Weird ass-fucking cats”?

This distinction is important to me. I will not elaborate.

Another Technical Mistake

At first I read “tasted”…

Long ago, the four chnations lived together in charmony. Then, everything anged when the Chfire Chnation attacked.

Fucking chmagnets, how do they chwork?

is it enough if I do one of those things?

Has Disney announced a live-action BoJack Horseman remake?