I mean, he also physically slices you up in the real world.

Neck Stream Avenue.

Don’t threaten them with a good time.

Patrick Bateman?

He might unite the country in hating him.

Isn’t his brother Owen doing a golf show too?

She’s gonna have a face full of midichlorian.

Idk, there’s been some high quality memes caused by his fountain incident.

A lot of those pedo hunters are in fact…pedos. They just project.

I thought it was talking about the leader of the X-Men.

Love brinner.

My state and country both suck donkey dick.

FUNNY GUY!

Onion title: “JD Vance Plans to Honor Charlie Kirk by Fucking His Couch.”