If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.

I always liked the response “go funge yourself.”

I am exhausted.

“Stagnation is almost certain, and stagnation is slow-motion failure.”

This has some strong Ricky Bobby vibes, “If you ain’t first, you’re last.” I never have understood how companies are supposed to have unlimited growth. At some point when every human on earth that can use their service/product is already doing so, where else is there to go? Isn’t stagnation being almost certain just a reality of a finite world?

I had some crazy good barbecue in Tokyo.

Don’t forget the paddles! They also “slammed” Trump by holding up paddles. So brave.

If that doesn’t work, the judge can throw him off Hell In A Cell, and plummet 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

The American dream!

That’s the joke.