Emperor Nasi Goreng was right all along

I always wanted to follow along, but I could never master the trick where I could reach over and get a half-done one out of nowhere to keep working on.

🪨 💃 << You

Have you seen the stuff she posts regularly?

Laughs in Australia

Enshittification knows no bounds

Then there’ll be a THEY — Total High Efficiency Yield

The UK government can amend the law. This wasn’t surprising.

Oh hi ace_of_based, I didn’t realize know it was you

World going to shit. Play it out, keyboard cat!

On the flip side, the US health agencies will keep their back channels open to the WHO.

If something particularly nasty crops us they’ll have no choice other than to collaborate

In Japan, some regions serve raw chicken as a specialty. But the meat is prepared in very specific ways to make it safe.

South Koreans saying the blackout saved your life.

Modern day phone etiquette: it is impolite to call someone on non-urgent personal business without arranging it.

Notice how he’s not ignoring government directions and moaning about it when the government isn’t captured by him?

How about the motherboard dying before the oven does

Let’s see how the incoming regime goes. Most people seem to view him as a useful idiot and it wouldn’t be difficult for trump to bury him by ripping up contracts or regulating him into obscurity

Something something sneaking into other people’s houses is haram therefore VPN is haram?

The US seems perfectly happy with socialism … for its corporate sector

Oh fuck! Buy travel insurance…

Then they were pulled on board, the survivors thought they’d died and landed in hell