Something something fascism is Imperialism at home

Back in my day you could get a piece of candy for a nickel! Thanks brandon

I don’t remember the last time I paid for something in cash unless it was a tip. And if I did get change afterwards I’d just leave in somewhere home

Gender aside, do people really carry change these days?

Shell cordovan got me actin up

Any kind of zipper, button, or clasp will bring it closer to a clutch visually I guess

Feels a little disingenuous to call it a hydrogen bomb when the term is currently another name for thermonuclear/fusion bomb

Hydrogen gas bomb maybe? Hydro bomb?

🐕 here u go

The Bible is very clear that you cannot pick and chose, that you have to accept the full book or none of it

What exactly constitutes the “full book” is a matter of debate between denominations. Protestants notably consider the deuterocanonical books to be apocrypha.

you can’t just take the verses you like and still be Christian

Again, barring the existing discrepancies in biblical canon, who’s gonna stop me? okay, some churches might kick you out, the accepting ones really aren’t going to care. I’m not even a christian, although I do think they’ve got some cool stuff going on, i just don’t see it as that big of a deal to take that cool stuff (love one another, camel/needle) and leave the wack stuff (everything you quote in your post)

Rare earth lookin like a chicken nugget 🤤

Conclave reference???

Minor downside of transitioning is I will no longer get to mog guys by having an iota of emotional intelligence. I’ll just be “normal” or more likely deficient

Anything but the taxes!

Tbh I would not be able to remember the order 20 minutes later without prior knowledge, so he was kinda cooking with that one if true

People thinking his cry is too wimpy and using the golden eagle’s instead