you see it has to be a 76 degree angle on account of freedom or it doesnt count

Like everything else he puts his name on.

Among everything else

cant fuck up things more than trump

trump is already the fattest dicktaster

YOURE THE CHECKS IN CHECKS AND BALANCE

a crummy ad?

“Life exists only at this very moment, and in this moment it is infinite and eternal. For the present moment is infinitely small; before we can measure it, it has gone, and yet it exists forever. . . . You may believe yourself out of harmony with life and its eternal Now; but you cannot be, for you are life and exist Now.”

how broken is the clock though?

a stopped clock might be right twice a day but a broken clock might never be right depending on how broken it is.

“SECRET!!!”

yup their feelings dont care about the facts

i mean its like who comes after putin

I feel like it was just cut on purpose. Why keep paying when the election is right there and then the money stops coming in.

Nah ford hates solo. Fortunately Jones also hates nazis.

he got his make a wish mcdonalds and garbageman tour though

imagine them voting for trump is what wakes you up to how shit they are in general

Imagine being the most hated comic ever because you’re racist but also all the racists hate you.

how can anyone even be surprised by this. trump will likely get into power and say “give me a list of democrats i can fire” and he will fire them plus some democrats he cant as well as “disloyal” republicans

Yep says here “Have babies or else”