Wait why do libs hate Ralph Nader? Honestly what can they even claim he did wrong? Or is this about him being a spoiler?

There’s something truly pitiable about people like this who are seeking this level of control over something as inevitable as mortality.

Honestly I’m gonna assume this is what’s gonna happen

It would be by far the stupidest possible future, and that means it’s most likely

WITNESS, MEN OF MAIZE, HURACAN WHO IS HEART OF SKY

YOUR BOWLS OF CLAY ARE SHATTERED, THE THATCH IS STOLEN FROM YOUR ROOFS

: There is a deafening silence here.

: Can the pale achieve a human form? Can it walk and talk and dream its nothing dreams of nowhere?

: It can, the evidence is here. It’s beautiful.

: You should run.

So what you’re saying is that if the sex is had, it should be as debauched as possible since I’m gonna die anyway

Honestly I think it’s worse when it’s a language I understand since it makes the sing-talking a lot more frustrating to listen to for me

Love that one, George starts that episode out unemployed and is like “I’m a college grad, there has to be something unique I can offer the world” and instead of something that comes from his personal expertise or experience, he discovers that what he has is his hands lol

I think I’ve done too much generational analysis, everywhere I look I see generations. I think it’s a millennial thing to do so much generational analysis. Everything feels enveloped in another generation to me. Now I can’t tell gen alpha from gen Renaissance, it’s all just gen post-agrarian to me now, and I find myself hating those boomer-gatherers for fucking it all up

Very interesting site. A lot of the descriptions about terms becoming incorrectly “associated” (the example I got was the word “hammer” conjuring the image of a screwdriver) sounds a lot like schizophrenia symptoms, but apparently they have very different mechanisms.

Really makes me feel bad for Matt, anyone who rants often is someone who thinks in paragraphs, so the aphasia must really be frustrating. Glad to see he’s doing better

Okay this is a very earnest examination of a little joke I was making but I will say that I agree, it’s just that kids at like 5 simply can’t really conceive of a “social contract” for the most part

There are some cool chimp studies though that showcase how infant humans and infant chimps, when presented with a little “play” involving a shape atop a hill that pushes another shape down whenever it climbs up, have very different priorities. When presented with physical toys that match the shapes from the play, infant humans usually chose the shape that was getting pushed down, while the infant chimps chose the “dominant” shape

It’s not super conclusive tbh but it’s cute that kids seemingly want to console the bullied actor

I have a niece who keeps biting people

I am afraid of her

I hate that things are the way that they are now, I can’t even have a good laugh at Tucker getting attacked by demons in his sleep like I would have a decade ago

kindergarteners should have their “individual initiative” suppressed, kids at that age are SOCIOPATHS

Would this work with a gaming pc

As much as I enjoyed the spiderverse movies in spite of being burned out on the marvel slop otherwise, I kept getting this weird nausea when they showed all the multiverse Spidermans because I was like “this is the hollowing out of a character into a costume, an interchangeable brand that can be anybody as long as it connects itself to The Property”

this is reactionary

oh shit I brought it upon myself

hits blunt It’s about categories man, it’s ontological bro

Are two people who are comfortable with touch but who don’t fuck never going to have full 100 percent closeness with each other? Is sex actually sex without an orgasm? At what amount of friction does it become sex?

Seems like sex isn’t just sex, sex is instead what I’m not having

Sorry but this sucks, Haz sucks, it’s stupid, you can detect the same edgelord excitement in his plan as the 14 year old who writes essays for school about torturing and killing Barney but in doing so reveals that he is still very emotionally invested in Barney

I would simply invent and deploy a new type of professional mingler who would go around striking up convos with people leaving marvel movies, prompt them to describe the movie, and adopt that bullying affect of “oh yeah? sounds sick dude, (snickering) 3 hours long huh?”

(streaming services are the problem here, capitalist alienation strikes again)