Pistcow

I feel like doxing ICE agents will become a thing at some point.

#Womp

#Womp

*when the Indians argue about what kind of Indian they are…

It’s really bedtime when it turns Indian.

The Trump FBI?

Liberal gun owner here, yup.

Wife wanted to get me a tactical looking cross body bag but I was like, “nah, I need something Italian, leather, and looks like I keep my lip balm in it instead of my gun”.

Youre thinking of someone with two knives.

I believe the French are the example you’re thinking of.

DOUBT

Has Donkey Dick Doug been reached for comment?

I asked my governor if they could waive the CCP law…for reasons. But yeah, I guess some people are going to have to be disobeying the law.

They still think their overtime isn’t going to be taxed…any day now.

Fighting for Greenland?

(👁 ͜ʖ👁)

More like a kids first time eating baking chocolate despite a warning.

I went to a Catholic pre-school in the early 80s and was slapped with a ruler when I tried writing with my left hand. Now my penmanship looks like I have Parkinsons.

Gentlemanly tug job.

I mean the people that I’ve seen spread it like peanut butter (hazelnut spread equivalent). It’s not vile like the taste of a durian but it’s something that invokes a medicine type taste that leaves you squinting one eye and bobbing your head.

Tim Tams are awesome. Never had the others. Had an Australian exchange student in high school and could never get used to vegimite. She hated peanut butter so I get it.

Fucked up thing was our school on the first night to America takingn20nexchange students and their families out to dinner at the Outback Steakhouse…

I mean, they could have just said “it taste like shit” instead. Such a odd taste but every culture has its thing.