Wear what you want. If a tank top isn’t expressly verboten by some dress code there isn’t anything wrong with it. People will judge you based on what you wear, regardless of the merit or lack thereof in going about life like that. If you’re comfortable with that, and comfortable in a tank top, do what you do.

As far as the professor’s hairy armpit comment, they can go fuck themselves.

My experience has been cooler at forty than I was at thirty. Twenty-year-olds might not think so, but none of them are cool enough for me to care much about their opinions.

Alright, keep your secrets.

Roil for initiative.

Packed full of more backward-ass clowns than you’d believe the laws of physics would allow for.

Capitalism was the most popular option only because sadomasochism wasn’t included, apparently.

But that’s how you show God that your baby deserves to be in Heaven!!!

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I’ll take the hell to pay if Dems win the election over the living hell if they don’t, thanks.

Hum-diddy-hee-hee Hoo-ah Hoo-ah

I think the important answer to this question is that enough of those who were questioning Biden’s age/fitness to the effect that he would lose the election are now willing to vote for Kamala to the effect that she wins it (knocking on wood til I put a hole through it).

There’s a rule against that, yeah, but it’s easy to get around the rules. All he needs to do is get one of his colleagues to scratch it for him.

Tom Hanks is the best I could come up with given brief consideration.

Younger brains have fewer memories. This checks out.

I did that thing where I lied on the internet. The preamble was there purely as a setup for the greatest joke of all time.

I always pictured mammoths being more docile: disinclined to charge. Didn’t realize they could be more of a wooly bully.

Beta testing a system update. Lots of improvements here. This beta has been open for quite a while, and it seems to be catching on. It’s already more or less stable. I expect mass adoption with somewhat regional distribution at the 1.0 release. Of course you’ll have the stragglers insisting the out-dated version was better. In comparison I find it clunky, restrictive, and demanding. Our processing power has increased in orders of magnitude; why we’d want to keep using an archaic way of doing things like this is a head scratcher.

Yeah. While I think it unlikely enough that anyone from the Vatican is using the fediverse, I think I’m safe in completely dismissing out of hand that anyone with the official capacity to represent the Vatican is here posting about their dissatisfaction with the Olympics.

This is mostly me as well. The only difference is that I’ve pretty much stopped drinking soda. Everything else is accurate though.

The best place to go when you’re looking to dish out some lil swimmers.

Everyone in Minnesota has been forced to learn and conduct business in Mandarin. The number of depictions of dragons in city streets has quintupled under his administration.