The US has the lowest unemployment rate in history. Who he fuck has time to play games?!

DOGE isn’t a real government entity, Big Balls isn’t on the US payroll and neither is the founder of Airbnb.

Just ask DOGE

Yeah but what about those 18 toed porn girls with stumpy legs?

There actually isn’t a single human programmer in the entire world. Every single one was fired and replaced by Grok, ChatGPT and Deepseek.

I know all my old friends who worked at Microsoft are now janitors!

China uses little kids to build them. If we did the same in the US, America s would want to have MORE CHILDREN because they would literally pay for themselves!

Just imagine if all middle schools in the US required 2 hours of iPhone assembly per day. It would be excellent industrial training for the future generation!

I’m hoping for 1USD = 1 yen, then were really going to be #winning by stealing all of the Japanese manufacturing industry!

What? They do. Apple sells tens of millions of iPhones each year in the US.

My parents first mortgage, during Reagan, was at 12% which was fairly normal.

Don’t forget, the US pays for Israel is to come to the US to train their police departments into believing that every civilian is basically a terrorist that needs to be killed.

Linux doesn’t support VR.

15 years ago I rented an apartment, in the US, for $250 a month.

Well. Being a bigoted asshole is easy.

Actually being inclusive and nice to people takes effort.

Insanity actually

It has serious parallels to the Nazi brownshirts of the 1930s. Except it’s just him. In foreign countries.

God damn what a deplorable.

I’m guessing he is doing those antics to bolster his street cred with his social media followers. Hope he gets to spend a decade behind bars in South Korea.

They’re trying really hard to fix that last one.

The Bab el-Mandeb is a hugely important chokepoint in world trade, and moves around 30% of global oil supply through there, along with 30,000 ships per year.

It’s closer to 15% of total global trade, which is huge and really only affects European trade. Between 1.7 to 4 million tons per day of cargo transits the strait, and it is an incredibly tight pinch point, the navigable part of the strait is only a few kilometers across. Ships are currently detouring around the horn of Africa, which adds 15 days to the journey. That’s a lot of fuel being burned.

What’s Going On With Shipping has had extensive coverage of the conflict over the past year or so, with some pretty deep insights as to what is really going on. If you’re interested.

I think it’s because they keep sinking commercial ships and firing missiles at Israel, no? They also shot missiles at Russian, Chinese, European, Panamanian, Japanese, Korean, and South American ships.

Why were bombing them now is because Trump’s a dumbass and needs to distract everyone.

I feel that Sanders is probably too old and that he can pass the torch on at the next election. It’s sad, but I still don’t think we need an 80 year old running for office.