david allan coerpse

oh boy, mitch mcconnell in 3d

the man you are expressing concern for has personally aided and abetted the killing of thousands of civilians. you aren’t acknowledging his vile misdeeds, only telling the people who understand this and are justifiably upset with him to give him a pass on all these murders because he had a stroke.

grievous loss of ability seems to matter a lot more for you when it happens to a rich white senator.

there are a lot of ways that strokes can permanently change your life, including physical and mental deficits, but suddenly accepting hundreds of thousands of dollars to aid and abet a genocide is simply not a stroke symptom.

also if we’re gonna get all misty eyed over this poor little politician who had a stroke, wheres the compassion for all the men women and children all over the middle east who have received permanent brain damage as a direct result of legislation that this man- who is alert and fucking oriented, knows exactly who and where he is and what he is doing- voted for?

this is what we used in the mid 90s. weird but worked.

https://archive.org/details/mavis-beacon-teaches-typing-8

because it makes the stock market more stable to call firing at eachother (without ceasing) a ceasefire

he announced intention to kill the man, and he’s not on trial for attempted murder. cool.

stopped clock moment, goku is based off a character from chinese mythology. still bad to call him what john mulaney rightly described as “the laziest slur ever” though. anyway fuck dilbert and his stupid dead dad

porque no los dos?

what have i missed? why is superman in any way associated with punk?

it is an injunction. Rock your bottom.

yes and if you rearrange the letters in “seventeenth” it spells “teeth sneven” which is norwegian for “your totally gonna die dude”

Aeuropea

Nicholas cage not the bees gif

not as large as big bird

typical overzealous redditt mods

me except I’m late

i liked how the budget was all clearly spent on the 3d stop motion dinosaur fight, so that when they needed it to look like the ewoks were talking, they made the little people dressed up in the ewok suits stick their tongues through the mouth holes of their cheap ass costumes. truly an accidental masterpiece of horror.

satan, his boywife polycule, and their beloved chilblains