Bailiff, im now going to reach for your sidearm

They’re just spicy gray wolves.

I direct wired a Leapfrog Leapster educational video game console to my wife’s ute during her pregnancy.

As if you could tell who is part of that “single issue” crowd when fighting. You’re so caught up mad at a very very small minority who protest voted when you should be mad that we were even given such a shit choice in the first place. It’s time for action. Not for crying about people who would not have made a difference in the election. Joe had no chance of winning. Kamala maybe could have had one had she differentiated her campaign and wasn’t just Joe 2.0

They just can’t catch a break trying to make this meme work, huh

You ever thought about throwing your computer into a volcano and jumping after it? You should.

Where’s Saddam’s hiding spot in this image? I can’t seem to find it but I know it has to be here somewhere

I have 500 Afghani fighters ready to deploy on my command!

No Scott the Woz, don’t smoke weed!!!

Capitalism is greed as an economic model

His name is Webb but we refer to him as scooby or scrappy a lot hahahah

Lame, but also understandable

Removed by mod

Unless they are dropping ground detonations there wouldn’t me much. Most nuclear detonation would be airbursts because it’s more destructive than a ground blast. Ground blasts cause major fallout.

Call of Daddy

Fuck this stupid ass bot. Kill it. Pull out its batteries.

I dont understand, why doesn’t Ross, the largest of the friends, not simply eat the other friends?

I barely know 'er

If you’re reading this I am in dire straights, possibly dead. I woke up this morning to find my microwave is bursting with tardigrades. I have left it cooking nonstop for 13 consecutive days and they’ve only gotten more pissed off. I’ve welded their every possible exit from the machine shut, but I fear they are beginning to chew their way out. If you’re reading this, tell the government they need to drone strike my location immediately, possibly nuke it. The world is not prepared for what is inside my microwave.

Trebuchet the rich into a cliffside from point blank range