Love the tear on the Xenomorph, great touch

Bet the boss strolled by and grabbed a free meal that day.

We just want everyone here to ask themselves “can I do more for the company”.

We’re a big family here.

Overtime isn’t required, but we really encourage it.

Here is your bonus this year, thanks for your hard work (bonus is literally less than yearly inflation).

And other fun company bullshit that we get to experience.

That didn’t take long. What’s up Russian bitch.

Just waiting for some loser to bring up how Ukraine could have signed yet another peace treaty with Russia, and how because they didn’t sign its their fault for the deaths.

We’re going to win the midterm elections and we’re going to have a tremendous, thundering landslide, I really believe that . . . and I really think we’re helped a lot by the tariff situation that’s going on," Trump said. "Which is a good situation, not a bad, it’s great. It’s going to be legendary, you watch. Legendary in a positive way.

You’ll all be so poor and stupid you’ll have to vote for us.

We could make them much more secure. We could do a lot more protection. And I think they’d fare a lot better economically as well.

It’s like a Mafia racket, we will protect you, but if you don’t like it we will attack you to force payment… It’s in your best interest.

Ozturk’s lawyer later said she hadn’t been able to contact her and had no idea of her whereabouts.

America, the land of the free… Right?

You should comply with all entry, visa and other conditions of entry. The authorities in the U.S. set and enforce entry rules strictly. You may be liable to arrest or detention if you break the rules.

You may be arrested by men without badges in plain clothes for almost any reason… This is normal there. So perhaps just don’t go.

But now it’s happening to them, Russia has managed to overthrow the American government and placed their puppet in power. America is getting a very literal taste of their own medicine.

I think that risks emboldening other countries to test the waters and see if there is any pushback or not.

Yeah they are called Israel.

Well it affects their bottom line, wont someone think about the profit margins?

It teaches parents just as much (or maybe even more) as kids, it exposes many people to a different culture and it’s a great way to bond with your children compared to say a book on parenting.

Plus that theme song has burned its way into my brain… Bingo!

Not only was she out of his league, soon she will be out of his country too.

But Trump tho.

Even if Ukraine were to sign this (which they won’t, and shouldn’t) Russia will just carry on attacking, then lie about it. It’s what they have done every single time.

Russia is that guy who offers you a hand to pick you up then drops you onto the floor again… Then proceeds to offer their hand again and again and again.

He says US relations, what he means is capitulations.

Judge SLAMS Trump with no legal action whatsoever.

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“We need to negotiate with our American colleagues and partners,” he said. “Maybe I’ll have a call with Donald Trump.”

Lemme translate… I am going to give instructions to my patzi and force America to assist me in neutering Ukraine.

This is just a way to plunge the market value so he and his cronies can buy cheaper stocks.