Towards the end of the war, Stalin pushed hard on his generals to capture Berlin/win the war by May Day. For good reason; what better way to celebrate International Worker’s Day than killing a bunch of Nazis

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Many people are saying it!

No wonder NYC decorates Garbage Collectors like they’re Zhukov

Tbf, satire died when Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize

That’s like playing a game of Russian roulette with every chamber loaded

Something like this, comrade: Template

And a statement from the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas)

🚨🟢 BREAKING - Hamas: — In the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.

On the Announcement of a Ceasefire Agreement and the Aggression on the Gaza Strip.

The ceasefire agreement is the result of the legendary steadfastness of our great Palestinian people and our valiant resistance in the Gaza Strip over the course of more than 15 months.

The agreement to halt the aggression on Gaza is an achievement for our people, our resistance, our nation, and the free people of the world. It marks a pivotal stage in the ongoing struggle against the enemy, paving the way toward achieving our people’s goals of liberation and return.

This agreement comes as part of our responsibility toward our steadfast and patient people in the proud Gaza Strip, to put an end to the zionist aggression against them and halt the waterfall of blood, massacres, and the genocide war they are subjected to.

We express our appreciation and gratitude for all the honorable official and popular stances that stood in solidarity with Gaza, supported our people, and contributed to exposing the occupation and stopping the aggression—whether Arab, Islamic, or international. Special thanks go to the brotherly mediators who exerted significant efforts to reach this agreement, especially Qatar and Egypt.

The Islamic Resistance Movement – Hamas Wednesday: 15 Rajab 1446 AH Corresponding to: January 15, 2025

Qatar PM announces ceasefire to begin 19 Jan, specific time to still be negotiated.

— ❗️🇮🇱/🇵🇸/🇶🇦/🇪🇬 BREAKING: The Prime Minister of Qatar officially announces a hostage deal and a ceasefire in the Gaza Strip!

The initial ceasefire is temporary (1st phase of 43 days) and will transition into a permanent ceasefire when all the requirements are met.

The ceasefire will begin on Sunday.

The war in Gaza is over.

@Middle_East_Spectator

Glory to the Resistance!

Signing on for SuperImperialism, I could stand the re-read it. That being said,

Agreed, but I’m gonna keep using “allegedly” for as long as possible

The person of interest has been ID’d as a Luigi Mangione (sorry for non-archive link, follow at your own discretion). https://abcnews.go.com/US/unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-latest-net-closing-suspect-new/story

Same, I’ve got one lib friend that is so close, recognizes the need to de-dollarize and destroy the US empire, but she still thinks the DPRK is an authoritarian hell, not AES, etc. Having a gotcha would be nice

Not great, not terrible :Chernobyl:

At what point is making a time loop appropriate, or a punishment?

The people’s is beyond reproach

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I’m working up to that vice. One boss at a time