Mr Reach

I’m guessing the other guy’s a furry then.

Last update nearly broke my heart before he pointed out that Leon was fine.

Grenade launchers are just shotguns that got their shit together. Don’t @ me

Plot twist: you terra ghosted that turn

Understandable.

Solid 6 today. Tired.

This sounds like an upgrade to me, sign me the fuck up.

Got that dog in me.

Low key, this is busted. It makes it possible to save cards for later by scrying to the bottom or using several odd removal cards.

I want this in a legit set.

Won me a tournament by pretending I flooded. Playing greven, I had 3 of my win on the spot pieces and 3 lands (mulled once down to 6). Drew 3 lands and my final piece, but vocally complained about flooding. Only player playing blue tapped out on turn 5 so I went all in an knocked him out. Rest of the table conceded as I had managed to reset my health and draw 20 cards. Greven is love.

This is roughly what we believe Leif Erickson did. He kinda beat everyone else in Europe to America.

Just ignore the 120 bp stab that ignores protect and always crits. It’s better to pretend that didn’t happen.

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Marines are a special breed. This wouldn’t bat an eye to anyone I know.

Sign me the fuck up.

Regigigas. I desire to speak the dubstep of the ancients.

Lol get flinched again

Hell yeah

Okay, I’m pulling a dumb, is it pronounced vib-ia or vibe-ia? Either way, solid name

Work with your fucking teammate. So many times I see groups lock in completely opposite champs and get murdered.

Know how to flex. Can’t always get the perfect augs, so have a backup plan. Blitz is my favorite because he can be AP, AD, or tank without issue.