Yeah…because the West Bank is just like your community’s next “neighborhood over,” right? I provided context not included in the title. Just because you can’t handle the truth doesn’t mean you won’t hear it.

Couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that they found that teenaged Israeli lad dead, could it?

Title SHOULD read…

“North Korea launches a suspected intermediate-range ballistic missile that can reach distant US bases…ONCE.”

NK would be a smoldering pile of radioactive ash before it made a second launch. And Lil’ Kim knows it.

It’s not an utter fabrication. There are nieces. There are Chinese nieces. There are Chinese nieces who are kids. There are Chinese nieces who are kids and take naps. Ergo, there are Chinese niece kid nappings. There is a George Santos. See? All better. (Santos’s ‘Spinner-in-Chief,’ probably.)