At least tell me there’s a DIN slot in the dashboard. As long as I can connect my phone via Bluetooth I’m good.

Stop me if you’re over 30 and have heard this three dozen times during your life.

I’m having my office painted black to intimidate my subordinates.

“Quark?”

“No, it’s me.”

“Oh. You sigh like Quark”

Thanks for the tip about Hailstorm!

Just finished Link Between Worlds on 3DS. I highly recommend it. Now I’m getting ready for vacation and trying to decide what DS or 3DS game to play next. Suggestions welcome!

“We just need to make the rich pay their fair share and pass common sense gun legislation.”

God I hate this website’s image.

Donald Trump is a self-inflicted wound.

“We need you to not retaliate because we’re not serious to begin with.”

Trump threatens a lot of things to get attention.

Everyone playing along that this is some kind of genuine policy play are just buying into Trump as a legitimate leader in a similar way to how MAGA-heads do. Trump does not give a fuck about American manufacturing, American jobs, onshoring, offshoring, none of that. It’s all a grift. He’s waiting for some kind of payoff here, be it in the form of countries giving in to bad deals for the Trump Organization or investing in Truth or $TRMP. In some cases he gets to be feted at state dinners and sign some watered down, meaningless “trade deal,” temporarily backfilling his deep insecurities. Enough of this and most of the tariffs evaporate.

Conservatives: We’ll give you your TikTok back.

America’s youth: yaaaay okay you can do whatever you want to us

If you don’t have a Twitter account there’s no reason for you to care about this at all.

Spend your limited time on earth worrying about things that matter.

This is what happens when you lose elections.

Now get rid of the touch screen entirely. Mark my words, the first electric car unveiled as a totally analog experience will be incredibly popular.

I know this isn’t satire but it feels uncannily like satire.

But the cake was chocolate….

Believe it or not that doesn’t appear to answer the question of what book it is.

Hey, look, kids! A sealion!

You could tell the speed we were traveling by the feel of the deck plates.