Mickmacduffin [he/him]

Also the egg can never hatch if mother hen never sits on it?

That’s it. I’m being Christian but culturally atheist

He talking about George Moore or Thomas Moore?

Its Alan

I give him a week at most before he tries to ban diet coke and Trump cans him

Just want to thank hexbear for being the one website that isn’t super racist right now

All my best j/o sessions revolve around international fiscal policy

Not really. Star Trek’s always been way ahead when it comes to inclusion. Everything else in the 90s was the same homophobic, backwards crap. Except maybe Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs

Time to get a convincing Chinese disguise

A good national anthem should be a bad song. Think about it. A soldier crying and saluting an objectively brilliant piece that makes you want to cry? Meaningless. The song makes everyone want to cry. But that same soldier crying to a mediocre 19th century drinking song with the most forgettable orchestral backdrop you’ve ever heard? Damn, he must really love his country to be moved by that piece of shit

I have a theory that national anthems are bad by design. If its a good song, there’s no patriotism in liking it. Its a bop! Of course you like it!

But a bad song, a bad song is ripe with opportunities to flex your love of country. Its a contest! Look at how brainwashed I am! Look at how much I’m moved by the bad song!

That’s why you’ll never see any national anthem on anyone’s ipod (Hendrix excluded). It sucks by design

No bugs are bad. Let them bite you

Good for the USA helping the USA like that

So burglars could change their dicks into keys and break into my house? No thank you

That’s pretty good, but I think Biden dies in September then Trump dies in October is funnier

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