which he failed to disclose during the vetting process.>

Wait. There is a vetting process???

And yet, there will be no consequences and it will change nothing 🙁

I just want to say thank you, and I appreciate the team’s efforts to be excellent to each other.

Ah, the new American dream!

To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I lost interest anyway.

Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!

*hate

Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.

Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!

-Corporate board somewhere, probably

My fridge has a small particle collider, which smashes hydrogen and oxygen atoms together and creates water. Doesn’t everyone’s fridge do this???

That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.

And my axe!

Zoolander was also my first thought after reading that title, ha.

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4 for $4*

*per menu item

A third Bill and Ted movie (Face the Music) came out in 2020, did you see that one?