In League With Seitan

250k, as of last Thursday

I hate being human.

I suspect Elmo thinks he’s being Very Clever by using your woke empathy mind virus against you. Jokes on him, though, he’s burned through any good will the empathetic might have once had long, long ago.

I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

It’s basically chocolate frosting that for some bizarre reason people have convinced themselves is healthy, I guess because there’s a tiny amount of hazelnut in it?

Is there a way to just blanket block all mastodon users from a Lemmy account? I swear I’ve never seen one that wasn’t just vapid self promotion and hashtag spam.

Well damn, now I want to start the world’s first corpse-fired power plant

Why let all that meat go to waste?